Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Funness #2 - Rober, the silly one

I was going to write a profound post about my weekend and today but i decided that I have a funny I can write instead. This story happened Friday so I need to write it down before I forget it. It really isn't about me at all, I just heard it from someone. 
On Friday the VOICE students had an English test to see how good their English was and to see what class they needed to be put in. One of the sections of the test was speaking. each student got a piece of paper with a subject on it then they had to get up and talk about that subject. TESOL's job was to observe them and see what the teachers do and see how the VOICE students do. 
Me and a couple other TESOL students are in this one room and a VOICE student is about to speak. He says "Hi, my name is Rober and I got 'a funny story about your childhood'." We all thought this was going to be a good story so we sat back and relaxed. Rober doesn't speak the best English but he is pretty good for hardly ever hearing English. 
The story he told took place at Burger King when he was 6 years old. He said that we was in the play pen playing and he saw this little girl had dropped a ball that she was playing with, so like a nice little boy he picked it up and gave it back. The little girls Mother said to her daughter "Thank the sister." Rober was so embarrassed because the Mom had thought he was a little girl. Rober told us that after that happened he went back and cried to his Mom. 
It was really funny when he said it. He doesn't speak the best English so half of the words he says you kinda have to guess what it was but it was funny to see him tell it and everyone react to it. 
And because I am a strong believer in pictures I will show you a picture of the BOY Rober. Rober is in the middle....
Yep, that's right, beasting it out!! 

The End!!

Okay, something else that was so funny (btw, sorry if you don't find any of this stuff funny, i laughed really hard when it all happened). The same boy Rober got a part in the musical that we are putting on in a couple of weeks, he's name was Jock 2. At lunch me and this other girl asked him if he knew what a jock was and he said that he didn't know. We tried to explain that jocks are good at pretty much all the sports and that they're proud and stuff like that. Later day it was time to practice for the musical and he was trying to explain to Jock 1 what a jock was. His words were "We are good at all the sports, and ALL THE GIRLS LIKE US!!" He was so proud that all the girls liked them because they were jocks. The End.

"God is real........Live like it"
D2 :)

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